Shoe squish....

Today's Foxpro lesson: it is better to have one large file filled with data, than 1.21jigawatts worth of files with just a tinsie bit of data in them. The cost grabs you in the opening and closing of connections to each file, not to mention the FAT entries.

Life lesson: It is even funnier the second time you put mayonaise (about 3 packets worth) in someone's shoe and they put the shoe on. What can I say, they didn't get the hint that they had smelly feet the first time.....