Accessed Denied!!!

Dear blog,
You suck! Why have you been unable to recognize my account for so long? For over a year I faithfully visited you and shared tidbits of life and philosophy. I was beginning to think we were friends, and now you treat me this way. Where's the love? WHERE'S THE DAMN LOVE I SAY!!!!?!?!?! Given this current predicament, I must hereby deny you any future fish-biscuits and you will be receiving coal in your stocking this December.

Hetero-Love
Skrubby

P.S. We're still friends, right?